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I don't want to make any unsubstantiated claims, but the very fabric of our reality is going to implode* within the next 4 to 52 years, and the public has a right to know just who and what’s to blame so we can drop out of college, quit our jobs, and spend our last years pointing fingers at the speculated causes of our misfortune.

Yes, these are sinister times. But don't scratch your eyeballs out yet, these pixels demand active participation.

It’s a crazy world…

*metephor for something